Hey, you might not understand this yet but in many ways, we’re very, very different people
And I’m not gonna lie… you’re probably gonna start noticing this more and more as you grow up
But look listen, this is what I want to say, and I really want you to understand this
Mommy and daddy love you so much. so damn much
And of course, I love you too!
Tomorrow, we’re gonna take a trip right down to the shooting range
And you’re gonna learn to fire a gun and improve your aim
Sooner or later, you’ll be able to shoot all kinds of things
You’ll be poppin’ brains, running away with a dollar pocket change
Quit hootin’ and hollerin’ babe, does your diaper need a change?
Are you feeling strange? you don’t got no need to feel ashamed
Did somebody say something? something that might have been gross
Like how the f#ck are you black, with both folks whiter than ghosts
Or maybe you’ve exposed to some black culture and so
Now wondering why we don’t choke hoes in the Jarbo household
Well let me tell you how it goes, but don’t get mad at me when you learn that
Your mom’s a ho, naturally I’m tired of trying to get close
See your mom’s legs were, well… much wider than most
Much wider than most, that b#tch was f#cking coast to coast
She had people lining up to bust inside of her holes
Busting inside of her holes, busting like there was no tomorrow
But I guess at the end of the day, that’s just the way you were made
That’s just the way I was played
And if you really wanna know, your real dad’s locked in a cage
But your replacement daddy’s free range
Darling hold my hand
I know he’s not here but
Baby don’t be sad
Cause it don’t matter to me if you’re
White or black
As long as i can be your dad
Cause i can be your dad
Please let me your dad!
Tomorrow, we’re gonna take a trip right down to KFC
And you’re gonna learn to love the only meat you’ll ever eat
And you’re gonna be as black as can be, I want to see that fat #ss
Hanging over the seat by at least three f#cking feet
So while you’re under my roof, just do everything that i do
Girl it’s cool not to like school, with your busted #ss IQ
Have five kids with different dudes but BEFORE you leave middle school
Get the sh#t beat out of you, find some way to blame a white dude
Only eat if it’s fried food, only drink if it’s high proof
Keep a loaded gun beside you and never ever try to find truth
They’ll never, ever hire you, it’s their fault you’ve been lied to
It’s the jews, they control you – they control everything in my room!
Darling hold my hand
I know he’s not here but
Baby don’t be sad
Cause it don’t matter to me if you’re
White or black
As long as i can be your dad
Cause i can be your dad
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