All my friends, they laughed at me when i said
“i’d f#ck this chick” but i don’t care
You know my dick wants what it wants
So who the f#ck am i to object?
Said “get some standards”
“you hopeless romantic, you’re frantically typing”
“sycophantically writing love letters to a girl”
“who wouldn’t glance even if you had a 9 inch cock”
Nicknamed me lancelot
’cause i’m always white-knighting thots
And i got a lot of dollars to toss to get off
But is it really worth all that cost?
Huh, i guess not ’cause
I’m never gonna get her out of my thoughts
I know i’m lost and i can’t change course
But it feels so good man, no remorse
Here we go again
Every time i think i’m out i’m pulled back in
Got a call from my dick, said “listen b#tch”
“you and i are gonna get the band back together again my friend”
“long time no spend”
“where have you been man, i thought you were dead”
Listen up dick, i told you that i quit
And i won’t be tricked into giving up a cent
“but your pride and your dreams are the price of admission”
“a petty little fee to pay for your wishes”
“a click and the screen shows you what you’ve been missing”
“a million women ready for the picking”
This sh#t is an addiction
And i’m relapsing in a self-made prison
Listen, it’s the sound of unzipping
Bursting at the seams. god damn i’m skitzin’
Let me break down some game like an old magazine
It’s the e double g riding cutlass supreme
That girl that you’re giving cheese, her love is not what it seems
Her text messages and tweets, acting sappy in vcs
Another man clapping her cheeks and damn it could be two or three
Cuz she’s moving tactically, serving digital p#ss#
False persona that she hones to draw loners specifically
Tailor-made especially for men who have anxiety
Whose social game ain’t strong
They keep on leeching on your salary for pics in thongs
And you know that you’re acting wrong
But you’re so lonely that you’re willing to just keep moving on
You say “well it’s better than nothing”
But man i think that you’re bluffing
Cuz the feedback loop you’re causing
Only causing you more struggling
Cuz she really ain’t committed and she will never be
Just watch how her love decrease should your cheddar cease
Another part of your heart and soul gon’ rest in peace
It’s better you accept my steeze
I’m in love with a girl online. she don’t know my name
But i got her on my lonely mind all night and day
I’m in love with an e-girl man. don’t know how to feel
But it’s like a fantasy, i can’t believe it’s real
I’m in love, with a girl online. is this a dream?
I know she’d never have the time for guys like me
But i’m in love and i’ll make it work. this much is true
Babe please don’t go, you know i’m always here for you
But eggy all my friends
They don’t know the half of it ’cause i love this chick
But then again, they say the heart wants what it wants
So who the f#ck are they to object?
Said “get a grip you dumb prick, are you thick?”
“romantically tripping on your dick”
“while a b#tch is getting rich off your sick fixation”
“and we can’t take it!”
“face it, you are never gonna make it”
“you’re getting raped daily just making payments”
“and you’re chasing a dream that’s fake and gay”
“you gotta wake up before it’s too late”
(yeah) pretty f#cking tricky for a 5 like me
To find the 9 i need in this kinda scene
So i’m looking for a 3
Precipitously free falling standards got me begging you, please
When’s it gonna end, man?
Every new girl is a new best friend
And every new spread is a new dead end
I’m lost and in debt and hanging by a thread but it snapped
Head spinning i feel dizzy
My thoughts swimming, indecision got me feeling torn
Is it really worth the dick frisson?
Got caught slipping and i’m back to the beginning
So please, eggy. i’m down on my knees, tell me
How do i break free when the chains are too heavy
And how do i stand when my feet are unsteady?
And how do i live when i feel dead already?
I don’t wanna be a coomer but i can’t avoid the lure
I don’t wanna be impure but i’m living in a sewer
And i gotta my head out of the gutter
But i love her too much so just f#ck my sh#t up
You don’t even know what love is, you’re just infatuated
’cause that photoshopped b#tch keep sending you pics for masturbation
That ho so dirty by my calculations that even after all your payments
That b#tch coochie still ain’t sanitated
The longer you won’t amputate this it exacerbates it
While you’re out here suicidal she’s drowning in conversation
Even if you send in hella cheese there’s new highs that she’s chasing
Which means new guys and new places putting new dick in her face
It’s really quite the shame i wish that i could give a nice solution
I used to get dissed as well ’til i started counting moolah
Just ask yourself, would you go diving in the sewer?
These e-girls stink like manure and they’re flaky like a sunburned nudist
Just get your head right and i know that you can do this
Break your chains just like a revolution, simp to pimp that’s evolution
Walk towards the light and out of this illusion
The fog is clear, the dawn is near, stop funding online e-girl prostitution!
I’m in love with a girl online
She doesn’t know my name but i will make her mine
I’m in love with an e-girl, man
I swear it’s real love, i’m more than just a fan
I’m in love with a girl online
I know she’d love me too if she would give me the time
And i’m in love and it’s real and true
And i’ll make her see if it’s the last thing i do
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