Luke has to go to Tosche Station
To get power converters again
But he gets denied permission
From his uncle Owen
Obi-Wan Kenobi lets Darth Vader kill him
Cuz he can’t stand the thought of
Five more minutes of Luke Skywalker Jedi training
Luke Skywalker oh he whines, he whines
Luke Skywalker oh he whines and cries
Luke Skywalker makes C-3PO
Seem like an okay guy
Okay guy
Prom night on Tatooine
And Luke he don’t feel grеat
Because a little Jawa
Ran off with his prom datе
Luke has to walk home
Through the desert all alone
Chewbacca hears him crying
Luke butt dials him on his cell phone
Cell phone
Cell phone
Cell phone oh
Luke Skywalker oh he whines, he cries
Luke Skywalker oh he whines and cries
Luke Skywalker makes Jar Jar Binks
Seem like an okay guy
Okay guy
Han Solo’s got twelve parsecs
To make the Kessel Run
Luke Skywalker he’s so sad
Han says he cannot come
Luke thinks that Princess Leia
Oh she’s so smoking hot
Gonna feel pretty creepy
When he goes on ancestry dot com
Dot com
Dot com
Dot com oh
Luke Skywalker oh he whines, he cries
Luke Skywalker oh he whines and cries
Luke Skywalker makes Jabba The Hutt
Seem like an okay guy
Okay guy
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B.A.Johnston Lyrics – Luke Skywalker Is A Whiney Baby