Very few have climbed great mountains
Very few have reached the moon
Discoveries in space, on land and sea
But fewer still have plucked the courage
To face the dangerous unknown
Beneath the desk of Luke in Year 3
Came the day when Luke declared
“I cannot find my book, you see
I’ve searched my desk, of that you can be certain”
So says the teacher, “I will check”
And Luke says to himself “Oh heck
This time I know he’ll really chuck a burton”
The teacher found six pairs of scissors and half a pack of fizzers
Eighty-nine rubber bands, a little pot of glue
A pick-a-path storybook about secret mystery chook
Half a devon sanger from 1982
He found a bottle full of aftershave, a present that his mother gave
A soccer ball, a footy ball, a fibreglass canoe
A video, a stereo, a bottle full of Jucio
Half a pound of sausages to make an Irish stew
And all of this is true
Phew!
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