I’m not a boy
I’m a mage
But in your dreams
I am stuck in your cage
I’ve got all the spells
I’ve got epic loot
But the only thing missing is you
I beat the boss
In the goblin’s cave
But that doesn’t mean
That I feel okay
In every quest
In every fight
I just can’t seem
To feel alright
I’m a mage
I’ll conjure a meal
But that doesn’t make this
Feel any more real
Even the best
Critical heal
Couldn’t help the way
My heart feels
Now look b#tch, I ain’t bragging
But I just killed an elite dragon
You been so different
You been so strange
I buy some epic loot
You can keep thе change
Hey b#tch
I’ll nevеr say sorry
But there’s always room in my party
You’re the greatest healer
The greatest priest
Sometimes I feel like I’m a beast
When you’re around
I never feel like a need a rez
‘Cause I’m always dead
Woke up and you’re always in my little head {laughs}
No matter the quest
No matter the trial
I’m always there for you to dial
Hey b#tch
Enough with the BS
The only letters I want are DPS
I’m not a boy
I’m a mage
But in your dreams
I’m stuck in your cage
In every quest
I get epic loot
But the treasure chest seems to be missing you
Hey b#tch
You got me in my epic feels
‘Cause when you’re in my party
I get epic heals
You give my heart an arcane explosion
But trust me girl
I don’t need no potion
When we went to that goblin’s hut
And I busted that big old nut
I said I’d always be your tank
Don’t cast me away like Tom Hank
I’m a mage
I’ll conjure a meal
But that doesn’t make this feel any more real
No matter the loot
Or the critical heal
It doesn’t change the way I feel
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