There’s a guy who works in a factory
Buildin’ racecar beds on an assembly line
He’s got a wife and a daughter and a baby on the way
A farm and a tractor and a Chevrolet
In the driveway
On his way downstairs for a midnight snack
He’s still half-asleep
On the floor there’s a Slinky
So he trips and he falls and he tumbles down the stairs
But he lands on the dog who was layin’ right there
Then he looks into his big hound’s eyes
Then up to the Kentucky Skies
And he thinks
Maybe that’s God!
Maybe my dog is God
I mean dog spelled backwards is God can you beliеve it
I just been saved by a canine Jеsus
Maybe my dog is God
Maybe that’s God!
A couple’s on their honeymoon soaking up Australia
On a big; snorkel trip; in the Great; Barrier Reef
And they’re way out on their own when they see a Manta Ray
And it’s comin’ right for ’em so they start to pray
Then out of nowhere here comes a big shark
And he tears that Manta-Ray apart
So they look into that big shark’s eyes
And then up to the Aussie skies
And they think
Maybe that’s god
Maybe that shark is God
I mean shark spelled backwards is Krahs, can you believe it
I just been saved by a Great White Jesus
Maybe that shark is God
Maybe that’s God
A sequoia tree, a baby’s smile
The hatching of a newborn crocodile
A secret garden, the Alaskan sunset
Getting a handjob in your uncle’s Corvette
A sweet dessert after the Kid Rock concert
When you leave Hot Topic with the perfect Tee-shirt
Girl walking down the street when she stops and sees a homeless man begging at her feet
So she gives him a buck or three
And as she walks away, she hears the bum say Thank God
And she thinks
Oh she thinks
Maybe I’m god
Maybe I’m f#cking God
I’ve always felt special
My mom she used to tell me
I’ve always been good at predicting the weather
I mean a baby’s just a baby and a tree’s just a tree
Kid Rock is amazing but he ain’t no deity
I’m pretty much God
Maybe I’m G-o-o-o-o-d
A-a-a-me-n-n
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