〈hook〉
Merry christmas, merry christmas
Merry christmas, merry christmas
Jack frost, santa claus
I’ma steal everything you bought
When you turn ya lights out
I’ma be inside of yo house
Merry christmas, merry christmas
Merry christmas, merry christmas
Jack frost, santa claus
I’ma steal everything you bought
When you turn ya lights out
I’ma be inside of yo house
〈pre-verse 1〉
Meet little timmy
A young gamer that’s about to have his biggest devastation
During the winter of two thousand and three
When he breaks his ps2 and must get another one
〈verse 1〉
Oh god damn, what’d i do?
I think i just broke my damn ps2
How, i, i don’t know, i
But i know a guy that lives nearby
I’m pretty sure he wouldn’t mind
If i took that motherf#ckеr blind
Got a plan, i’ma be his friend
Go to his house, chill for about howеver long it takes
On this winter day
What’s yours is good for me to take
Back up, head out my way
I’m gettin’ me a new ps2 today
Knock on the door, what’s up bro?
“nothin’ much, sh#t, man i know it’s cold”
No sh#t, i know my toes froze
S’why i brought a bag full of extra clothes
“hey bro, wanna get the game-age on?
L got the green, we can blow!”
That’s a bet, got the jet started up
I’ll be right back, i gotta piss
Bag on the floor, next thing you know
Pulled the swapparo
When he came back, bro i think it’s broke, but i don’t know
Gotta go, they predictin’ heavy snow!
〈hook〉
Merry christmas, merry christmas
Merry christmas, merry christmas
Jack frost, santa claus
I’ma steal everything you bought
When you turn ya lights out
I’ma be inside of yo house
Merry christmas, merry christmas
Merry christmas, merry christmas
Jack frost, santa claus
I’ma steal everything you bought
When you turn ya lights out
I’ma be inside of yo house
〈pre-verse 2〉
Another tale of all tales
When sony releases their new product: the sony psp
A young jacob, a very young, devious boy
Will stop at nothing to get one
〈verse 2〉
Oh damn, what’d i just see?
Teach’ took this kid’s brand new psp
Gotta figure out a plan how to get that psp into my hands
30 minutes ’til the period ends
The plot thickens, now listen
Movie on, we got a test, sh#t, f#ck it, i’ma steal it from her desk
Put it in the library cart, very smart, not hard, it was dark
Ay teach’! can i take the books back? (“what!?”)
Today i’m feelin’ like a nice guy
Walkin’ down the hallway headed down to classroom 208
Where my cousin at? knocked on the door
Can i see him for a second? he got my coat
In his locker, i’m about to go
“yeah, that’s fine, go get his coat”
At locker #35 got something that i need for you to hide
I just took it from this one guy, he might
Matter of fact, that’s him coming by
“hey, you seen my handheld device?
Nah, nah, i ain’t see it, why?
〈hook〉
Merry christmas, merry christmas
Merry christmas, merry christmas
Jack frost, santa claus
I’ma steal everything you bought
When you turn ya lights out
I’ma be inside of yo house
Merry christmas, merry christmas
Merry christmas, merry christmas
Jack frost, santa claus
I’ma steal everything you bought
When you turn ya lights out
I’ma be inside of yo house
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