Parish
Precious little one
It’s your lucky break!
All your worries are in the past!
I get you’re a nun
But for heaven’s sake!
Drop it, need your bathroom, fast!
You’ve been through so much!
Peril, demons, pain!
This life’s easy and quite simple!
Odd you knew so much
But let me refrain
I just wanna go tinkle
There’ll be time for your little bathroom trip
Once you join us and convert!
Have a splash of Holy Water!
Gonna pass, if I have another sip
Think my bladder’s gonna burst!
Sitting on the border!
You don’t drink it, courses through ya!
Just a littlе dab’ll do ya!
Take the vow, you’ll understand
And bе reborn a pious man!
So use that voice to sweetly croon
A bucketful of hymnal tunes!
And fill the last spot on my choir
Help the message spread, inspire!
Sounds like pretty awful luck
To join a choir and get stuck
Just filling out a bigger sound
Without the fame and cash abound
I’ll need to treat The Girlfriend right
And get through all my rapping fights
So sorry, lady, it’s a no
Now where’s the stall, I gotta go!
Don’t let greed and lust
Overtake your mind!
Look in your heart and do what’s right!
Girl, this song’s a bust!
Even if you’re kind
I can’t throw away this fight!
I can’t change your act
I won’t bend you will
But remember, God’s watching you!
I would make comebacks
But my bladder’s filled
Where’s that bathroom? I can’t go in the pews!
Worship
You should know by now
Outside of this chapel
Lies a world of sin and taboo!
Trust me, I’m aware
There’s a few bad apples
But there’s lots of good too!
But the rot’ll spread
And you won’t escape it!
If you leave here unconverted
Got the rappin’ skills
That I need to make it
In one piece, don’t be alerted!
Think of how your vocals fell flat
When a giant lemon monster tried to rend your flesh and eat it?
Whoa, whoa, how’d you know about that?
Guess we needed that big scary eyeball monster to defeat it…
Or when you were both surrounded
By a company of tankmen in the desert, trembling in fear?
OK, guess your fears are founded
But I got one little question: how’d you see that here?
I am but God’s all-seeing servant!
Kinda creepy you’re so observant…
You could say that, but know this well
My goal is noble
Noble…
Simple
Simple…
Save your #ss from Hell forever!
Hell forever?
Sure, I’m not perfect, but I’m no monster…
Play it safe, let me be your sponsor…
Can’t give up all of my music goals
And let some pushy
Pushy?
Creepy
Creepy?
Nun control my life’s endeavors!
Life’s endeavors
Worship God and you’ll join
Him in Heaven, ever-happy!
Can’t just live to die!
I don’t play by God’s whims!
That life sounds real crappy!
You won’t live at all
Without God’s protection
Battling the hordes like you’ve been!
Seems you’re scared to lose
Drop the interjections
Ain’t no fight this boyfriend can’t win!
Take a look into your future!
Killer clowns with horrid sounds and fiends who want your soul attacking!
Sure, I might end up in sutures
But I’ll fight on, sing so hard they lose their instrumental backing!
But they won’t just stop with singing!
Ne’er-do-wells have secret spells to turn your very words against you!
If they want a fight, then bring it!
I got more than vocal cords to beat ‘em and pull through!
You have no reason to suffer!
God can vanquish all your troubles, all you gotta do is let Him!
Don’t need no religious buffer!
Got my girlfriend, got my mic, got everything I need, forget Him!
You would knowingly face danger
All alone when you don’t have to, just because you don’t want guidance?
Pretty used to rappin’ strangers
Comin’ at my, keeps life spicy, give freedom a chance!
Chance!
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