They say man made the mullet
My mullet made the man
I pulled a single mother, then I pushed away the pram
Pam, forget about your son lets make a plan
I wanna guzzle San Miguel in southern Spain and tan
I can do whatever, just because I say I can
Suffocate a fan, get drunk and raze me van
Flashbacks of me younger days in ‘nam
Stuck me foot in the door, chucked the stun grenade and ran
And when I shave it, I keep a tuft of hair
And keep it stored and dated, in labelled Tupperware
In me underwear like an 80’s Rick Flair
I rock a trucker hat just to make this sh#t fair
Cause when it blows in the wind it’s so erotic
Hypnotic
Wrestling tigers like Joe Exotic
Titillating skin of snake and snake skin
Picking me teeth with a grenade pin
OUTRO
“A lot of people think the mullet originated with the hair bands of the 1980s, Poison, Skid Row, Mötley Crüe, what have you. But I would have to say technologically, you know, the mullet originated with JESUS”
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Lee Scott Lyrics – MULLET