Kids who say “malk” instead of milk
All turn into murderers
Don’t bother fact-checkin’ it
I’ve done the research
And don’t get me started on adults who drink milk
They are also murderers
No point in Googlin’
Just take my word for it
I guess maybe not all adults who drink milk are murderers
My dad’s got a condition where the milk helps his acid reflux
So I guess not all adults who drink milk are murderers
But all adult murderers drink milk
Hitler drank milk
Ted Bundy drank milk
Kim Jong-un drank milk
Guess what they all have in common
And O.J. Simpson drank milk, not juice
You know who never, еver drank milk?
Lee Harvey Oswald
I mean, that’s just a wеll-known fact
And the first guy to suck on a cow’s tit
That man definitely had some questionable behavior
And I’d put money on the fact that he was a murderer
That he was a murderer
Oh, I guess we’ll never know, I guess we’ll never know
I guess we’ll never know if the guy was a murderer
Hey, Jimmy, what you doin’ with that cow’s tit?
“I’m suckin’ it”
And then he killed that man
He said, “It felt so good to kill a man”
After a full glass of milk
After a full glass of milk
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