My Toilet and I Lyrics by Monty Harper
My toilet and I had a fight today
It had some nasty things to say
So I opened it up and looked about
I banged on a thingy and pulled a part out
It gurgled and gulped, let out a long sigh
And drenched me with water aimed right in my eye
So here I sit cold, lonely and wet
My toilet has not stopped burbling yet
It thinks it’s so smart to have outwitted me
But I’ll show it a thing or three
I just won’t use that quarrelsome commode
Not ever again; I’d sooner explode!
*explosion*
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Monty Harper Lyrics – My Toilet and I