One time…
VERSE 1
He was six foot six
Drafted in the first round by the New York Knicks
In the shower with his teammates he compared his dick
Someone hollered, “damn yo sh#t is small”
And his cheeks turned pink
The whole night he Googled: “how to make your dick bigger”
Risky surgery he could afford now, he’s much richer
Meanwhile he f#cks his girl, she’s as silent as a ninja
Can’t even c#m because his ego has been injured
Mere mention of thе words “small” and “little” profoundly offends him
Read a hеadline that absolutely wrecked him
“Josh Lark is 2 inches…when erected”
He got on SportsCenter to deny the allegation
Interviewer said, “prove us wrong with a demonstration”
Now he’s in his mansion pacing like – what should I do?
Embrace truth?
Embrace what little I got?
Laugh it off with friends while we cruise on my yacht?
Instead, for medical procedure he opts
But it was botched
Now he’s stuck with a Barbie’s crotch
Refrain
….
One time
One time for the guys with the
One time for the guys with the, with the, with the hiccups
HOOK
One time for the guys with the little dicks
One time for the guys with the little dicks
One time for the guys with the little dicks
One time for the guys with the little dick
Don’t feel bad if you got a small thang
Universe minuscule, then a big bang
Don’t feel bad if you got a small thang
Universe minuscule, then a big bang
….
VERSE 2
He was five foot two
Shoveled elephant sh#t at Brookfield Zoo
Girls we consider difficult to f#ck he banged more than Piru
Would you believe it, he’s got a small prick too
Bro, how do you do it?
I bury my face in the p#ss# like a birthday cake
Make her burst and shake, make her water park percolate
Make her scream like giving birth to a grown Griffin Blake
Stroking it is just a bonus
Still I hit it ’till she’s moanless
High confidence wets her chonies
That’s the special recipe bro
Now if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go
Dude pulled up in a Honda
Standing naked at the front door was Yolanda
Can’t wait to lube up his little anaconda
“Babe, hurry!”
Chris smashed in a Josh Lark jersey
….
Ladies and gentlemen
Put your hands to the heavenly sky
Because what we have here tonight
Is an acceptance of all sizes of dicks
Small, medium, and big
Let’s stick together like a Twix
We’re all gonna get down, ya dig?
One time for the guys with the little dicks
Two times for the guys with the little dicks
One time, two times
One time, two times, let’s go
One time for the guys with the
One time for the guys with the
With the, with the, with the, with the
The little dicks that get up
Harder than abs after sit ups
Ch-ch-ch-cheah
One time for the guys with the little dicks
Two times for the guys with the little dicks
One time for the guys with the little dicks
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