Santa’s earnt some time off
He’s taking a break
You’ve got to remember, the month of November
Is still his holiday
So imagine how stressed he gets when he
Sees people hanging ornaments a
Full fourty days before Christmas—
Pretty stressed, right?
Everyone loves Christmas time, but
Start too early and get punched in the
Face. Once you’re done with Halloween
Here’s something new for you and me
Not Quite Almost Christmas Time
A very special time of year where
Christmas is kind of almost here
It’s not Christmas; almost
That starts December 1st, I’m talkin’
Not Quite Almost Christmas Time
The first excited thought about the
Parties still ages away
Watching people lose their mind from hearing
Premature Michael Bublé
Christmas time is wonderful
Keine Traurigkeit und Verfall
But there’s a special magic in seeing a tragic
Middle aged man lose his sh#t
At a supermarket clerk
For playing Christmas music at work
Before December 1st
The true meaning of Not Quite Almost Christmas
Gather ‘round the Not Quite
Almost Christmas Tree which is
Just leftover decorations
Not pulled down from Halloween
La La La La
La La La
Let’s go
Not Quite Almost Christmas Time
When shops and parks are never full, ‘cause
We’re still stuck in work and school
It’s not Christmas; almost
That starts December 1st, I’m talkin’
Not Quite Almost Christmas Time
Not Quite time to deck the halls
Almost time to give your family a call
Actually, I take that last one back
Any time of the year you can call your mother
Not quite Christmas is sublime, but
What about Not Quite Not Quite Almost Christmas Time?
We love season celebration
Amplified by antici-
Gotta have that antici-
Pation
Not Quite Almost—here’s your
Present I changed up the chords
Have a merry Not Quite Almost Christmas Time
It’s the middle of July
I know
It’s not Christmas; almost
That starts December 1st, I’m talkin’
Not Quite Almost Christmas Time
I’m talkin’
Not Quite Almost Christmas Time
Not Quite Almost Christmas Time
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Tom Cardy Lyrics – Not Quite Almost Christmas Time