Cheesemuff is back here to put on a show
Spittin’ these bars like I did long ago
All the other rappers can’t compare to this
They try and spit bars but it’s a swing and a miss
And now I’m back, place a welcome mat
Got a little fat, got a cat
Little lady ate a rat how ’bout that?
Armed with this beat like I’m going to war
Got back in this fight ’cause you’re starving for more
Spitting fire like a dragon you cannot even imagine
Always tryna join the game but your rap skills always laggin’
Like a dog always barkin’ always yappin’ always trappin’
Always running your mouth, talking smack and always cappin’
Bark away little puppy nobody cares
You are just a speck of dust and I am someone to beware
But enough about you let me catch you up to speed
On what I’vе been doin’ and [How I still succeed
p#n#s in my mouth I reach out to the sky
Dripping from my holеs just because I f#cked a guy
p#n#s everywhere, even gay I’m f#cking straight
c#ck in front of me and I call that f#cking fate
Crying out to God just to give me something new
And I get another man and God expects a “thank you”
But I take what I’m given ’cause I’m truly blessed
And you can’t deny that it’s p#n#s that’s best
Thank you God for this amazing c#ck
Rub it twice and it’s hard as rock
Like a diamond p#n#s or a rock from Venus
My balls, they ache when I make a pee piss
I f#cked a girl, and then a guy
I f#cked a snake and almost died
The pain, too much, too much to bear
“I needed help” was what I decided there
I needed aide, I called up Dokter
Now c#ck is hot, but he was hotter
But this Dokter was a bit of a Creeper
In the girl’s locker room he was a bit of a peeper
Now distant thoughts about that man sl#t
Made rejection sting more than just a cut
My love for him had been rejected
My feelings, shoved aside neglected
Back from the grave with my c#ck in hand
Going at full speed I’m a one man band
I’m like a stray dog or a kid with aids
I’m all alone and that’s a-okay
Or should I say that’s a-o-gay
‘Cause I haven’t had c#ck since yesterday
“I’m feelin’ kinda gay” is in my status
Now I need the male genital apparatus
Now b#tch
Did you just call me gay? [f#ck you
Why don’t you suck my ass? [And f#ck you
You’re the gay one here [f#ck you
I’m just showin’ my bros some love [So f#ck you
It’s just man love [Not gay
I mean, I like girls [I’m not gay
Hardcore Christian over here [Not gay
Alright, back to my story
After twenty-seven years, I found a girl
Big #ss, brown eyes, hair that was curled
Only problem was she got no dick
And after Trapped that made me sick
The feminine p#n#s was stuck on my mind
A chick with a dick was one of a kind
But I needed to find the ancient relic
A p#n#s so great it was angelic
People tell me that Payday is nothin’
But that’s just sh#t, I know they all just bluffin’
I take a shitty right on your titty
Then c#m these bars like I just f#cked Whitty
Hey there little b#tch boy what are you doing?
Taking shelter from the fire I am constantly spewing?
I got a message for you: the f#ckening is near
So you better guard your #ss cause I’m feelin’ kinda queer
Rise from the grave, warm balls in hand
Even at my worst I’m a one man band
Like Michael Collins or a rat with aids
I’ve got no one but that’s a-okay
Or should I say that’s a-o-gay
‘Cause I haven’t had balls since yesterday
No one believes a word you say
You say you’re straight but you’re f#cking gay
I got no money not a single friend
But I always got my p#n#s with me in the end
Got a big #ss dick, my balls be sick
I’m like John Wick but I fight with dick
Killer c#ck like I’m Shamu
You’re fake as f#ck so the sham is you
“I’m feelin’ kinda gay” is in my status
Now I need the male genital apparatus
Now b#tch
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