〈Verse 1〉
Oh my god, I can’t belive Jason just dumped me
Oh, he’s a jerk!
No, he’s the worst!
Oh, don’t you worry, girls, just trust me
Open Tinder
Oh no, Linda, let’s just get back to our studies
Oh just spend a little time on there
You might even get lucky~
〈Chad〉
Yo, what’s up, my name is Chad
I go to school and my grades aren’t bad
I play sports and I hang with frats
I don’t know, he seems a little basic, pass
〈Derrick〉
Yo my name is Derrick
45, live with my parents
I’ve got nineteen different ferrets
I don’t like this guy’s appearance
〈Patrick〉
Evenin’ ladies, my name’s Patrick
Workout daily, yeah, I’m mad ripped~
I get paid, see, let’s make magic
I think Pat might be a catfish
〈Rob Otman〉
I want all your data! Next!
〈Hunter〉
I hunt things endangered! Next!
〈Steve〉
I’m a bit insane but- Next!
〈David〉
Hi, my name is David Next!
〈Verse 2〉
All these guys on here have no game! Oh wait…
I matched up with a guy who has a gold face! No way!
I think it’s a match, yo, I cannot believe this
He likes you back and it isn’t a secret
Tinder’s like magic, yo, Linda’s a genius!
〈Prynce〉
Hey baby girl, can you send me some feet pics? Ew!
〈Outro〉
This is literally why I hate men
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David the Baker Lyrics – Online Dating Is Tough
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