I was born to cheat and lie
I’m a mean, rotten guy
When you ask me
Why I’m nasty
Here’s my reason why
At that stork delivery
Mommy screamed
“Woe is me
Such a dork
Hey, Mr. Stork
Behold my misery”
Pete is ghastly, Pete’s a blob
Pete’s a nasty, naughty slob”
Can it sister, I’m the mister
Who will get the job
So I’m nasty I’m no good
I’ll be king, knock on wood
I’ll impress ya
Though I’m just a
Common lowly hood
If you can’t be loved, be feared
Don’t get shoved, sheep get sheared
Be the king, pull the strings
Or else you might get speared
I’m so happy I could dance
Seize my chance
I’ll advance
Come and cheer me
Love and fear me
Petey’s King of France
Come and cheer me
Love and fear me
Petey’s King of France
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Peg-Leg Pete Lyrics – Petey’s King of France