Pleasure Jam Lyrics – SuperDuck

Pleasure Jam Lyrics by SuperDuck

D’you want to run that thing?
*the best of?*
Yeah, run the best of!
*last year*

Yeah!
*best of last year*
I just wanna see this best of
Yeah

Booooooooom! welcome back!
All for charity!
Yogscast jingle jam, 2015
**and i’m delighted to be here**

Wine or cheese? *wine or cheese?*
Cheddar. *gouda?* yeah! *okay.*
*chicken dippered by a badger.*
I shoulda picked wine

**hahahaha**
What the f#ck are you doing?
*i don’t know*
That’s not a one way system, is it?

*ohh god!* (**aa-a-a-aa-aaa**)
*every f#cking year*
Shit
*teutron’s face is massive* (*ahhhh*)

This is a book
Fighting fantasy adventure
215 pages long
*i am chuck*

City of thieves
*beware: the undead dogs!
Death hawks!*
Zanzar bone!

*mork the morc!
The big black horsecock!*
Thanks for being such a b#stard, sips!
*yeah, good job on being really sh#t!*

You sh#t the bed and you make your mum cry!
*guilty. as. charged.* (hng)
How am i 8th when you gave up?
*i did for a bit…*

What the f#ck?
How am i 8th when you gave up?
Stop posting “salt” in the f#cking chat!
*right*

I’ve found a bomb
*yep*
I’m gonna need your help to defuse it
*right

Imagine a case with the lid off the case. the case has several components
In the left-hand corner
That’s like a radiator in a house!*
Okay

*there’s four buttons with hieroglyphics on them.*
What are they?
Star
**a star**

Gamma
**gamma**
Smiley face with b##bs
*b##bs!*

Candlestick
A candlestick
Candlestick!
The candlestick!

A backwards e
**backwards e**
A thing- thing and an n. come on!
*what’s the thing?

There’s a thing. what thing?*
Upturned y. a zigzag
A funnel with half a circle *-underneath it*
How long have we got left?

*three seconds. two seconds.*
Oh, i think we’re in trouble
*one second, hehe*
Why did you order that?

It’s horrible!
*can you see me yet?*
Take it off
*look at me

I’ll kill your whole family! do you hear me?*
He is very funny
And very attractive as well
*what?*

Lovely lips, muscley arms
Got me balls tinglin’, that’s all
My beard is old
My elbows are knackered

My fingers are gnarled
My knees have shattered
Me eyes are black and blue
Hello, i’m chuck. how are you?

I managed to smuggle in a single bobby pin
*where have you kept that?*
Up my dick
**let’s draw that, shall we?**

Noo!
We’ll be banned from twitch!
Heading to the mall and it’s christmas time
Sips is playing santa got the kids in the line

Giving mad gifts, but he’s eaten a lot
Got a bunch of gas seeping out of his slot
*pleasure elf*
Pleasure elf

Ple-pleasure elf
*pleasure elf*
Pleasure elf
Ple-pleasure elf

*is this how we make new trucks?*
I think so…
Don’t look, everyone!
You’ll put them off

That truck’s got the horn! *horn!*
*yes it has!* (**marp! marp!**)
*bow to me, the one true king!*
Get away from me, you creep!

*pledge allegiance!* (assault!)
*submit!*
Wow!
Ughh!

Horrid
*millions dead*
Trott did this fetish thing
In a big plastic bag

Sounds dodgy
His arms, hands, feet
And even his face are covered
In jizz

62 died in flaming fireball!
Every year for like four f#cking years
The same old sh#t!
Beware: the undead dogs!

Handaxe down
Yeeaaahh
Why does he look like sjin?
I’m coming for you!

Boooooom!
Ohhh god!!
Hundooo!
No, no, no! help!

Football!
b##bs!
It’s exactly lethal!
*pleasure elf*

Pleasure elf
Ple-pleasure elf
*pleasure elf*
Pleasure elf

Ple-pleasure elf
(**we do the same old sh#t!
Exactly the same old sh#t!
Every f#cking year**)
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SuperDuck Lyrics – Pleasure Jam

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