Well i’m a simple bloke
The things i like
Are few and far between
You see i love my wife
And i love my kids
And on the truck i’m equally as keen
And no i don’t talk dirty on the cb
I don’t chat up waitresses in cafes
Pull up
Have a bit of a rest and a few cups of coffee
The other day i was driving home
I pulled into the yard to unload
I thought to myself
“it’s getting a bit nippy
Better put my coat on so i don’t catch a cold”
Now then
I like a drop of beer but there’s some advice for you
Don’t drink and drive
Pull up
Have a few pints but stay in the cab for the night
The other day i was driving homе
A strange thought crossed my mind
Well, you know
What if i gеt home to find
The wife and kids have died
Well, i laughed a bit
“as if this could ever happen to me, eh?”
Came through the back
There was no lights on
Was disappointed my tea wasn’t ready, i can tell you
Anyways, a knock at the front door it was my mate
“bad news i’m afraid ted
Your dog’s dead”
I said “oh dear”
He said “ah, that’s what i said”
He said “the sad thing is though
He was knocked over by a drunken truck driver i’m afraid ted”
I said “oh dear”
He said “ah, that’s what i said”
He said “the sad thing is though ted
He was being took for a walk by your wife and kids at the time i’m afraid, ted”
I said “oh dear, it’s not my day, fresh outta luck”
Well, at least i’ve still got the truck
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