Ranch
Dressing
Ranch
Dressing
Three in the morning in the crib drinking ranch dressing
I have school tomorrow but it’s okay i won’t be stressing
All my homies put ranch dressing on our plate (s- plate)
All my homies think ranch dressing’s pretty great
It’s three in the morning and i’m f#cking starving
I can’t go up to get nothing at the kitchen
Because if i do my mom will hear me
And she will say: “what the f#ck are you doing up?” (what are you doing?)
If it was up to me i would go upstairs right now and get the ranch dressing and pour it in my tights now (what?)
Tightey-whitey’s gonna turn even more whitey
Because i put the ranch dressing up in my hinеy
I got two knees, high knees
I got three knees, my knees
I got four knees, your knees
Achoo, b#tch, you sneeze (uhh, achoo)
Cover your mouth! (okay!)
I don’t give a f#ck (i’m sorry!)
It’s north or it’s south (truе!)
You tell me ’bout the ranch, ima go there (where?)
Holy sh#t, dog, i just saw a bear!
What the f#ck?
Wow! that bear must like ranch dressing! (true)
He’s fighting me for it but i beat him off. i mea-
I mean i fought him off with a molotov
And probably got a lot of cobs of corn
I really don’t care about none of your p#rn
I’m playing fortnite my friend is playing gorn
He’s on the vr and you’re
Just staying at home and it’s boring
I don’t give a f#ck and i’m snoring when i sleep
But i’m not sleeping
b#tch it’s three o’ seven in the morning and i’m creeping
Back upstairs for the ranch
sl#ther-smother it on my t#ts then i – ff-
Then i glance over to the side
Oh my god it’s that bear from earlier, he survived!
Is- he brought his bear family
Uh, they don’t like that i misspoke but that’s not fair to me!
I post up but they are not scared of me!
The bear and his family mauls me to death and i die
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