Rip a wet fart, yo, rip a wet fart
I’m shootin’ sh#t out my #ss like darts
Taking laxatives wasn’t so smart
‘Cause the shart don’t stop once it starts
I’m passin’ gas and rippin’ wet #ss
My fart got so much mass, it can break glass
My fart so loud, it sounds like brass
My fart flies so fast, it cannot be surpassed
I let one rip, I rip it wet
sh#t flies out like a jet, it makes me sweat
So much sh#t, it clogged the toy let
Taking laxatives is something I regret
My sh#t sprays and ricochets
I can’t keep diarrhea at bay
Hey, Dr. Gay, I’m not okay
Nothing I wouldn’t pay to end this today
It’s like the Niagara Falls
It gets on my balls and all the walls
This sh#t don’t stall, I sh#t up and down the hall
I’m appalled, my #ss is getting mauled by the squall
Of farts and sh#t, my #ss rippеd
As sh#t slipped and dripped
On my hips and my lips
I can’t stop the sh#t, my #ss needs to bе zipped
I can’t explain the pain, diarrhea is my bane
I sh#t faster than a train, it flies like a plane
It clogs the drain and the bowl gets stained
I got so much sh#t the toilet can’t contain
It’s like my #ss is on cocaine
And all I can do is sit here and complain
I rip a wet fart and my sh#t rains
I’m not just breaking wind, I’m breaking a hurricane
Rip a wet fart, yo, rip a wet fart
I’m shootin’ sh#t out my #ss like darts
Taking laxatives wasn’t so smart
‘Cause the shart don’t stop once it starts
I’m passin’ gas and rippin’ wet #ss
My fart got so much mass, it can break glass
My fart so loud, it sounds like brass
My fart flies so fast, it cannot be surpassed
I can’t explain the pain, diarrhea is my bane
I sh#t faster than a train, it flies like a plane
It clogs the drain and the bowl gets stained
I got so much sh#t the toilet can’t contain
It’s like my #ss is on cocaine
And all I can do is sit here and complain
I rip a wet fart and my sh#t rains
I’m not just breaking wind, I’m breaking a hurricane
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My Toilet Is Clogged Lyrics – Rip a Wet Fart