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Right here is tim that f#cking guy
He looks like he is sad because he has no booty in his eye
Hi, my name’s tim that f#cking guy, and i’m drunk
The last p#ss# that i had really stunk
She’s starting to look like her mom with junk in the trunk
My stepdad is an #ssh#l# and my brother’s a punk
But i have no room to talk because i look like beetlejuice
By the way my name is red and i’m not very wise
And i am skinny as f#ck because i exercise
Hi my name is mike and i’m the f#cking neighbor
And i work at a car wash, that’s hard labor
S.m.p. guys are pretty f#cking cool
I can’t rap right now because i have to pinch a stool
I’m always acting crazy because that’s what i do
I’m a fire-breathing redhead and i know how to dance
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If you wanna get laid, this is what you do
Light yourself on fire and act like a fool
Sex is good, sex is great
Even though i’m getting laid, i still m#st#rb#t#
I need a chick right now, i’m sick of the wait
Give me boobies, give me a twat
I’ll f#ck your p#ssies right now ready or not
My hair is crazy ‘cuz my brush is lazy
I don’t care because it gets the ladies
Some guys think it’s stupid, think it’s wack
It’s kinda like an afro, but i’m not black
The s.m.p. crew makes me laugh
They named my wife black-and-a-half
My cousin david puked on the walls
f#ck this sh#t, i’m tired of jacking it off
I’ma let wilma finish it off
Too bad he doesn’t know i m#st#rb#t# more than him
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Sometimes when i have to take a sh#t, i fart
If i do it by your nose don’t take it to heart
He ain’t lying, it smells like sh#t
If smoking smelled like safety’s #ss, i know i would quit
I know his #ss reeks and that is the truth
I bet your #ss stinks like hot trash
Judging by your hair you probably got a buttstache
Before this song ends let me say something first
When girls take a sh#t, the sh#t smells worse
Guys think farting is cool and neat
Well guess what guys, girls can queef
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Ugh, i’m so h#rn# (f#ck yeah)
I wanna watch you m#st#rb#t#
Go take a sh#t you sick f#ck!
And you wonder why i m#st#rb#t#
Meet me in bed
Okay!
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Mr. Safety Lyrics – S.M.P.