Santa Got Sidetracked at the Strip Club Lyrics by Santa’s Angry Elves
Snorting coke off a stripper’s #ss
Santa’s got himself a VIP pass
Tequila shots off big fake t#tt#es
No toys for kids in this city
Here’s a buck for your trouble
Another five for my boner
Give you twenty for a lap dance
Couple hundred if you blow me
Rain and sleet and snow and ice
Santa’s toys always arrive
The wind may howl, but the sleigh must fly
Until this Christmas night
‘Cause Santa’s sidetracked at the strip club
He’s got glitter all over his chub
Santa’s sidetracked at the booby bar
His bag of toys isn’t getting very far
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Santa’s Angry Elves Lyrics – Santa Got Sidetracked at the Strip Club