The apocalypse is happening
Hide inside the cabinet
Zombies outside, no cops to help
The only person that can help is
I open the door to the apartment, as the zombies look at me
I scream “hey zombies, would you like a cup of tea?”
They start swarming me, i try to react quick
Quickly reacting, i grab for the broomstick
I push it at his face like a ball at the pool table
This all seems like a fever dream, like an aesop fable
The zombie tries to come in, then trips over an cable
He slowly gets up, staggers like he’s disabled
I grab my gun, and shoot him dead, i’m surprised i was able
The others are fast to follow, then trip over the dead flesh
Hang on, i just need to take a second to process and refresh
Ok, i’m fine now
I shoot up all the zombies til they’re dead like pow pow
I wait a second, see no more zombies come up
I walk out the door, and make my way downstairs
When suddenly i see zombies in wheelchairs
I shoot them all down
They surrender with a frown
I’m the biggest zombie murderer in town
Yes, that’s a noun
I get up, and i go outside
When i see 5 zombies coming from the seaside
I’m mortified
My gun’s still in the building, that’s the downside
I get up, and sprint towards the entrance
Preventing the end of the world is hard like tetris
But i’m not giving up, i get up off the ground
When suddenly i hear a a really strange sound
It’s a nuke! and it’ll blow up in five minutes
I hope that in that amount of time i can finish on thew clock
I feel determined so i go back outside, and grab my glock
Before i can, the 5 zombies come inside
And try to swarm me and my glock
I knock the 5 zombies out like me with writer’s block
I hear a zombie say something, i say “woah, you can talk?”
I see 50 on a boat coming from the dock
And 39 more across the street on the sidewalk
I reload my gun, and i shoot them all down
Until i remember about the ones on the other side of the street
I kill them all too, they’re dead like ctrl+alt+delete
When from another direction, i smell something horrible
Welcome to another episode of the zombie chronicle
I see 5 zombies gathered around, grilling a dead body
I flip out, and i shoot them all dead
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