Oh, you cooked some food
Let eat, tasty
Mmm, nom-nom-nom-nom-nom, nom-nom-nom-nom-nom
What the f#ck is this sh#t
Bleh, it’s horrible
Everywhere I go it’s sh#t for dinner
Payback from God ’cause I’m a sinner
My mother knew how to cook
But my wife’s sh#t leave me f#cking shook
Everywhere I go it’s sh#t for dinner
Payback from God ’cause I’m a sinner
My mother knew how to cook
But my wife’s sh#t leave me f#cking shook
Yeah, my wife only cooks turkey and beef
And that’s why every Thursday I choose to cheat
I f#ck other women ’cause her food is bad
If she cooks a cow, I know it’s mad
Up to this point, I’ve been handling
But the motherf#cking milk made me angry
Which she squeezed from her t#tt#es
And made me drink it like no biggie
Really though, the b#tch made me nauseous
My wife had become so f#cking ferocious
But you know, love made me act crazy
I still loved her but my vision was hazy
And now that my mother eats sh#t in hell
I’ve gotta live, and I just can’t tell my wife
That her food sucks balls
But it’s okay if she too sucks balls
Everywhere I go it’s sh#t for dinner
Payback from God ’cause I’m a sinner
My mother knew how to cook
But my wife’s sh#t leave me f#cking shook
Everywhere I go it’s sh#t for dinner
Payback from God ’cause I’m a sinner
My mother knew how to cook
But my wife’s sh#t leave me f#cking shook
So, so once when I was masturbating in a cloth sack
My wife decided to strike back
She dropped some nasty hot sauce on me
Like Mary Poppings
The lady wanted some traditional Old English c#m droppings
We had a violent fight, which made her mad and damaged our microwave
That sh#t won’t happen twice
We used to connect like Iridium satellites
Our sex was nice but the food had poo in it
Nice, but I felt like not doing it
Eat a scorpion, c#m becomes toxic
Dick becomes poisonous, she’s got to suck it
Everywhere I go it’s sh#t for dinner
Payback from God ’cause I’m a sinner
My mother knew how to cook
But my wife’s sh#t leave me f#cking shook
Everywhere I go it’s sh#t for dinner
Payback from God ’cause I’m a sinner
My mother knew how to cook
But my wife’s sh#t leave me f#cking shook
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Heath Lyrics – Shit for Dinner