I woke up today and i was feeling pretty good
Everything was fine and it was going like it should
But then i felt like i had to go to the bathroom
I went, not knowing i was heading to my doom
Now i’ve been in here for many long hours
As i crumble from pain, i’ve been overpowered
Nothing like this has ever happened before
I don’t think i’ll be able to function anymore
I thought this was gonna be an ordinary poop
But obviously it looks like i have been duped
I’ve never heard of anything like this before
Nothing has ever made my stomach so sore
I tried to push the poop out but it refused
I don’t know if i’m okay, i’m just so confused
I needed to find out why my stomach hurt
So i pulled out my phone to do some research
I found out that it was called constipation
That was what was causing this painful sensation
I had a shocked and terrified reaction
When i read that it causes fecal impaction
I knew my butt was about to get destroyed
When i read that it causes hemorrhoids
I started to panic and trembled in fear
I wonder how long i’ll be stuck in here
I just hope the pain goes away
I just hope that i feel alright
’cause i’ve been in here all day
And i don’t wanna be here all night
I hope the pain goes away
I hope it doesn’t last forever
But all i can do is pray
And hope that it gets better
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My Toilet Is Clogged Lyrics – Sick to My Stomach