Welcome to Crystal Lake, you’ve already sealed your fate
You don’t have nowhere to go
This is my home and I kill for game
I’m slashing these poor teens
All because Alice killed Pamela Voorhees
That was my mother and she took her from me
So I’ve come back here to kill everybody
And she still talks to me
Tells me how to walk and breathe
A monstrous animosity is all I am, no conscience here
I’m at the ready
To chop off your arms with this harmful machеte
Thought I was drowning, they tossed mе and left me
Now I’m ahead like what I did to Freddy
Put on this hockey mask
Take my blade or a chopping axe
Because if you wanna camp up here
You’re leaving in a bodybag
You can run if you want to
You can try to hide but still I will find you
I can hear your chattering teeth from dread
No point in sneaking underneath that bed
Doesn’t matter if you tiptoe, if you get low
I can shatter the windows
Cut the power, you can cower
Ruthless how I do this when we have an encounter
There is no catching me
I will forever be deadly, bereft of empathy
Never a shred of clemency
I don’t need no rhyme or reason
No, I’m primal evil
Today’s Friday the 13th
And Jason is chasing people
You just opened up a real grim chapter
I’m a slasher
I don’t need no rhyme or reason
No, I’m primal evil
Up at Crystal Lake I won’t hesitate
I’m more than lethal
You just opened up a real grim chapter
I’m a slasher
Ay ay, y’all heard that Springwood slasher’s back in action
But parents get all hush and ashen when you ask ‘em
I’m a chapter they don’t really like rehashing
Tried to keep me on the low but I keep thrivin’ in the ashes
Now you see me as you’re dozin’ off
Suddenly find yourself swimming through a field of blood
All hope is lost
Escape’s a hopeless cause when you’re an inch tall
And Freddy’s playing games with your soul like a pinball
I’m the demon that you’re dreaming of
Make your skin crawl when you see me in the hat and glove
If you’re hearing this you’re already in hell
More dead kids under my belt than an incel
Inhale, smell the burning flesh
As I plunge my blades deep into your chest
My mother? That’s none of your business
I am the son of a hundred killers
I am one with the sinners
No remorse as I divorce innards
From your body cavity
Giving you visions of hell mind-shattering
I do everything I do so savagely
Wanna see? Lay thyself to sleep
I don’t need no rhyme or reason
No, I’m primal evil
The sooner you sleep
The Krueger will bring you down to see hell
You just opened up a real grim chapter
I’m a slasher
I don’t need no rhyme or reason
No, I’m primal evil
Toil in the boiler room
If you’re fearful then we’re unequal
You just opened up a real grim chapter
I’m a slasher
You won’t ever hear me speak
But my bite got plenty of teeth
Been this way since 1963
Sororicide it was destined to be
I was tuned in
To using knives for my new gig
But when I took the life of Judith
I was confined to a type of loony bin
It was Smith’s Grove
The motherf#ckin’ place was a shithole
I wasn’t a psycho or schizo
It was my plight to slit throats
I had to escape the pit and go
Back to where it began in Haddonfield
Grabbin’ the hilt of my blade
There’s still so much blood there that I have to spill
I was looking through the door window
The moment that I saw Laurie Strode
My core is eroded and I have no emotion
I don’t need my story told
I’m rotten, it’s true, yes
There is no use in getting Dr. Loomis
I am the Boogeyman, I am your doom
And I’ve opened the gates to your conclusion
Inside of me there’s only darkness
I am The Shape, I’m the heartless
My purpose is chasing my targets
Murder ‘em then I place ‘em in my garden
I got bodies wrapped in dirt
When I don this mask of Captain Kirk
I’m autonomous, there is no stopping it
I am the dominant hand of everlasting hurt
I don’t need no rhyme or reason
No, I’m primal evil
Today is Halloween
And Michael is slaying people
You just opened up a real grim chapter
I’m a slasher
I don’t need no rhyme or reason
No, I’m primal evil
In Illinois I kill for joy
I despise the peaceful
You just opened up a real grim chapter
I’m a slasher
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Curtis Foster Lyrics – Slashers