I strut into the men’s room looking constipated
Little did i know a dreadful fate awaited
Then i saw it, a lock, silver plated
Then i realized i was
Stuck in the stall
Stuck in the stall
Stuck in the stall
People are beginning to crawl under
What they don’t know is on the outside is a lock
Trying to go over
But they don’t even see my bright pink polka-dotted socks
My head is stuck in the toilet
My feet are tucked on top
And i know i’m still
Stuck in the stall
Stuck in the stall
Stuck in the stall
Come here when i’m lost
Usually to escape my angry boss
Stuck in the stall
Stuck in the stall
Stuck in the stall
Stuck in the stall
Ooh
I walked into the restroom, made sure it was men’s
I accidentally entered the stall with a lock that’s so immense
The locker was a bully, locking people is his goal
I tried to call the locksmith but dropped my phone in the toilet bowl
Stuck in the stall
Bass solo
Ooh
Oo-ah
It was hopeless i couldn’t get out
I gotta try hard, i’m going all-out
To put an end to this lavatory lock-down
In a blackout wiped out, fightin’ in smackdown
I’m so scared i need to run-a-bout
I was gonna drive my car to a washdown
But i guess i can’t, so i gotta breakout
Callout, to the minimum buyout
Not gonna lie this is a pretty sick hideout
My mom told me to not become a dropout
Well look at me now, crouched down in a bean sprout
I’ma start to spout, all my doubt
For the little bit of clout, in this horrifying lockout
I dropped my phone, i can’t order takeout
Call me a bowling ball, cuz i struck out, hard
Bard
My career is all charred
The rest of my life will be ever so scarred
Call all da police on da vanguard
Toilet seat, lookin’ like a shipyard
I’m bombarded
In a cubic yard, it
Bring in the cart, ’cause i’ma start to fart
In the stall
Stuck in the stall
Stuck in the stall
Poopin’
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The Foil Line Lyrics – Stuck in the Stall