How d’you do? I
See you’ve met
My faithful handyman
He’s just a little brought down
Because when you knocked
He thought you were the candyman
Didn’t ya, freaky?
Don’t get strung out
By the way I look
Don’t judge a book by its cover
I’m not much of a man
By the light of day
But by night, I’m one hell of a lover
I’m just a Sweet Transvestite
From Transsexual
Transylvania!
Let me
Show you around
Maybe play you a sound
You look like you’re both pretty groovy
Or if you
Want something visual
That’s not too abysmal
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie
I’m glad we
Caught you at home!
Could we use your phone?
You see, we’re both in a bit of a hurry
We’ll just
Say where we are
Then we’ll go right back to our car
We don’t wanna be any worry!
Well, you got
Caught with a flat? Well
How ’bout that?
Well, babies, don’t you panic
By the light of the night
It’ll all seem alright
I’ll get you a satanic mechanic
I’m just a Sweet Transvestite
(Whip it up, Magenta, baby!)
From Transsexual
Transylvania!
Why don’t you
Stay for the night, (Night!)
Or maybe a bite? (Bite!)
I could show you my favorite obsession
I’ve been
Makin’ a man
With blonde hair and a tan
And he’s good for relievin’ my…
Tension
I’m just a Sweet Transvestite
From Transsexual
Transylvania!
HIT IT! HIT IT!
I’m just a Sweet Transvestite
(Sweet Transvestite)
From Transsexual
Transylvania! (Transylvania!)
(spoken)
So…
Come up to the lab
And see what’s on the slab
I see you shiver with antici…
…pation
(sung)
BUT MAYBE THE RAIN
(spoken)
Is really to blame
So I’ll remove the cause…
(chuckles)
BUT NOT THE SYMPTOM!
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