Didjits

Mrs. Agent Mrs. 99
Mrs. Agent Mrs. 99

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The other day I was hanging out somewhere, somewhere I didn’t know where I was, with my hair shaved, in my underwear. I went to buy someone’s head with a little bit of voodoo chili on the side
There I was again, with some ugly looking woman coming up after me, and saying, “Hey, woman, why don’t you just shut up and get the hell out of my life? I don’t care what your name is, anyway.”

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Oh Lucille, you won’t do your sister’s will
Oh Lucille, you won’t do your sister’s will

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You were my dad, you were so rad
You were gnarly, even when you rode your Harley

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You were so cool when you pumped that bum
You were the baddest Biff on the bus

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Pull my line up, pull my line
I dive the deepest, I’m King Carp

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