Alright, well hold on a second. So—we got a little bit of time, you know we’re outside, there’s a curfew, so we only got so much time left. But—’cause we haven’t been in a long time—we got a little bit of time to take some requests. Okay? Now—now, historically— We still haven’t worked out the best system. Thi—this one doesn’t work, at all. Hold on. So—okay, so th— Last time—in the last show, we—we d—we did, anybody who was wearing a bucket hat could make a request. Is anybody wearing a bucket hat? Le—ma—what’s that?—Ma’am, that is a baseball cap. Ma’am, that is not a bucket hat. Wai—wait, is that a bucket hat? That’s a true bucket hat?
Yeah!
Vampire Weekend
Jokerman Lyrics – Vampire Weekend
Someone was holding up a sign that said—what did it say, “eight minute ‘Oxford Comma’”? I’m sorry, that—that was relati— Next time. We got you next time, we’ll bring that eight-minute “Oxford Comma.” Um, we’d like to do a cover for you guys, if you don’t mind. And this song is very special to us, because—uh, not only is it a song by the great Bob Dylan, it uh, it went on to inspire one of the greatest fonts of all time. It’s called “Jokerman.”
Standing on the waters casting your bread
M79 Lyrics – Vampire Weekend
It’s gonna take a little time while you’re waiting like a factory line
I’ll ride across the park, backseat on the 79
The Kids Don’t Stand a Chance Lyrics – Vampire Weekend
A devastating backstroke
All the way from France
Run Lyrics – Vampire Weekend
Run
Every dollar counts
White Sky Lyrics – Vampire Weekend
An ancient business, a modern piece of glass work
Down on the corner that you walk each day in passing
Ya Hey Lyrics – Vampire Weekend
Oh, sweet thing
Zion doesn’t love You
Walcott Lyrics – Vampire Weekend
Walcott, don’t you know that it’s insane?
Don’t you want to get out of Cape Cod
Oxford Comma Lyrics – Vampire Weekend
Who gives a f#ck about an Oxford comma?
I’ve seen those English dramas too; I did