I’m just a normal guy at the grocery store
I’m out of stuff and I need some more
I reach the counter it’s my turn to pay
Just swipe my card, and I’ll be on my way
Behind me there’s a growing line and
Sorry sir, you card’s declined
Everyone is looking, they’re hating my guts
I try to pay with coins, one at a time
They’re going nuts!
I thought this would go so smooth so fly
But in the blink of an eye I’m “that guy“
Going to a party – I’m looking kinda great!
Better get a move on, it’s almost eight
Ringa-ding-dong-dingy-dong – crack up a beer!
ARE YOU READY TO PARTY?
There’s no one here
No, no, no, this is so uncool
It’s just meand that foreign kid from school
Instead of bеing the “fashionable late“ guy
I’m a f#cking geek
I’m that guy
I don’t wanna bе that guy
Oh why, why, why am I that guy ?
Oh my god I know what people are thinking
I just wanna find a big hole to sink in
I’m that guy
Suddenly I’m that guy
I’m the “I don’t wanna be that guy“ guy
Walking home from the gym that’s right
I’ve been pumping my iron, my muscles – tight !
I’ve seen the looks of the people walking by
And I know why
Oh jeez, now I’m that guy
Did you see that guy walking by?
I so don’t wanna be that
Oh no, now I’m that guy
I’m the ugly cry guy!
All the frickin’ time we become that guy
Why can’t we just be a “just a” guy ?
Where ever we go
What ever we do
We’re always that guy
And so are you!
I’m the “hey are you finished with that ?“ guy
I’m the “guitar playing dude with a hat“ guy
I’m the “still showing videos of cats“ guy
I’m the “there’s a history behind each tat“ guy
I’m the “Vaseline and banana“ guy
I’m the “shark tooth necklace and bandana“ guy
I’m the “caught masturbating twice in one day“ guy
I’m the “caught a guy masturbating twice in one day so now everybody thinks I’m gay“ guy
I’m the “haven’t you seen Game of Thrones !“ guy
I’m the “calling my testicles, ´cojones´“ guy
I’m the “wearing sunglasses inside“ guy
I’m the “cried when Mufasa died“ guy
Mufasa dies ? Why did you spoil that, why?
Ah great, now I’m also the “movie spoiler“ guy !
I’m the “I can harmonize any song“ guy
I’m the “rollerbladin’ in a thong“ guy
I’m the “I know the lyrics to this song and that’s why I’m gonna rap ´em straight to your face“ guy
Yo check out my rap cuz I’m motherf#cktscwack-tchwock-check-tchom mathafakkin-
I’m that guy
I don’t wanna be that guy
Oh why, why, why am I that guy ?
Oh my god I know what people are thinking
I just wanna find a big hole to sink in
I’m that guy
I don’t wanna be “that guy”
Can’t I just be … that guy!
Me?
Well, I’m the “hiding dead babies in my pants“ guy
Well, then I obviously don’t wanna be you
Is that because I’m the “wearing all beige“ guy ?
No, its because you kill babies, you sick b#stard
Meh, it’s always the reason
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Kollektivet Lyrics – That Guy