He’s gonna take you back to the past
To play the shitty games that suck #ss
He’d rather have a buffalo
Take a diarrhea dump in his ear
He’d rather eat the rotten #ssh#l#
Of a road-killed skunk and down it with beer
He’s the angriest gamer you’ve ever heard
He’s the Angry Nintendo Nerd
He’s the Angry Atari Sega Nerd
He’s the Angry Video Game Nerd
When you turn on your TV
Make sure it’s tuned to channel three
He’s got a nerdy shirt and a pocket pouch
Although I’ve never seen him write anything down
He’s got a Power Glove and a filthy mouth
Armed with his Zapper he will tear these games down
He’s the angriest gamer you’ve ever heard
He’s the Angry Nintendo Nerd
He’s the Angry Atari Sega Nerd
He’s the Angry Video Game Nerd
He plays the worst games of all time
Horrible abominations of mankind
They make him so mad he can spit
Or say “Cowabunga? Cowa-f#ckin’-piece of dog sh#t!”
They rip you off and don’t care one bit
But this nerd, he doesn’t forget it
Why can’t a turtle swim? Why can’t I land the plane?
They got a quick buck for this shitload of f#ck
The characters’ names are wrong, why’s the password so long?
Why don’t the weapons do anything?
He’s the angriest gamer you’ve ever heard
These games suck so bad, he makes up his own words
He’s the angriest, most pissed-off gaming nerd
He’s the Angry Atari, Amiga, CDi, Colecovision, Intellivision, Sega, Neo Geo, TurboGrafx-16 Odyssey, 3DO, Commodore Nintendo Nerd
He’s the Angry… Video Game… Nerd
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