There are heroes in the bible that many think are great
There’s Samson David and Noah and there’s other touched by fate
But there’s one man in the bible who’s story makes me sigh
He’s Onan, and he’s my hero. And let me tell you why
Well God he said to Onan “You need to have a son
There are many Jews i talked to, but you’re my favorite one”
So Onan picked his wife up on the bed he laid her down
But instead of giving her his seed he spilt it on the ground
Onan
My god that man was great
Onan
He loved to m#st#rb#t#
His name was Onan
That man he was a jewel
Onan
He tended to his tool
Well God he said to Onan “You need to build an ark
There is too much sinning in this world it need a brand new start”
But Onan stopped his building when it began to rain
He said screw this hope of building i’ll go home and pull my chain
Onan
My god that man was great
Onan
He loved to m#st#rb#t#
His name was Onan
That man he was a jewel
Onan
He tended to his tool
Well God he said to Onan “You need to free the Jews
So go and tell old pharaoh that it’s my will he must choose”
But when Onan met the pharaoh he ignored what Yahweh said
He pulled out the wrong staff and chose to free his seed instead
Onan
My god that man was great
Onan
He loved to m#st#rb#t#
His name was Onan
That man he was a jewel
Onan
He tended to his tool
Well God he said to Onan “I’ll give you one more try
There’s a big man named Goliath and i think he needs to die”
When Onan saw Goliath these are the words he spoke
“I think i’ll beat a neat retreat and my chicken i will choke” oh yeah
Onan
My god that man was great
Onan
He loved to m#st#rb#t#
His name was Onan
That man he was a jewel
Onan
He tended to his tool
Onan Onan in a rut
Watch him as he busts a nut
Onan
My god that man was great
Onan
He loved to m#st#rb#t#
His name was Onan
That man he was a jewel
Onan
He tended to his tool
One stroke up
One stroke down
c#m like Onan on the ground
Onan
My god that man was great
Onan
He loved to m#st#rb#t#
His name was Onan
That man he was a jewel
Onan
He tended to his tool
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Poxy Boggards Lyrics – The ballad of onan