As I was walking down the street a billboard caught my eye
The advertis#ments on it would make you laugh and cry
The sign was torn and shattered from the storm the night before
The wind and rain had done its work and this is what I saw
“Smoke Coca-Cola cigarettes,” “Drink Wrigley spearmint beer”
“Ken-L-Ration dog food keeps your wife’s completion clear”
“Chocolate-covered moth balls, they always satisfy”
“Brush your teeth with Lifebuoy Soap and watch the suds go by”
As I recovered from my shock I went upon my way
I only got a block or so and then to my dismay
Another billboard caught my eye, and like the onе before
The wind and rain had donе its work and this is what I saw
“Take your next vacation in a brand new Frigidaire”
“Learn to play piano in your winter underwear”
“Simonize your babies with Hershey candy bars”
“Texaco the beauty cream is used by all the stars”
“Doctors say that babies should smoke until they’re three”
“People over thirty-five take baths in Lipton Tea”
“If you want to make this world a better place to stay
Buy a record of this song and throw it far away”
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