The Jerk Lyrics – Malkovich Music

The Jerk Lyrics by Malkovich Music

Took ’07 off
Figured, one year out of 28
What’s the loss?
Had a long breakfast, called the boss

It’s been swell, wish you well, our paths will cross
Spent most of the year on the sauce
Is Malk in his draws or not?
Coin toss

At that point it was more of a loincloth
Unless I got company then I let the boys off
Get some air
Catch a breather

Your owner is now a man of leisure
I hit Belize and Costa Rica
While you stayed home and ordered pizza
Hit France, skipped the Mona Lisa

And ain’t need a visa either
Peace to my green card lady
Four years last February
Now I stroll LA like El Jefe

What you say we go to Mexico?
I’m in D.F. off a bottle of Presidente, by Wednesday
Tanning up my new muscles
Skinny punk, I work out one week and get plenty pumped

I’m silly drunk
Cats asking “do you feel sick yet?”
“No, it’s still really fun”
And I’m nearly done with this one, so…

It’s on
Check the song
It’s on
The jerk lives on

It’s on
Check the song
It’s on
The jerk lives on

2008 was uhhh
Kind of a blur, my boy assured me it was absurd
Grew my hair out, slicked back
Embracing my new incarnation as a used car salesman

Worked on listening more in conversations
I’m up to sixty percent
And I keep observations way past the bare minimum
Where women invite me I’m there, sharing opinions

Pretty stare, pretty hair, intelligent
And it’s so rare to get it in such a fine specimen as you
I brush her hand so she understands
Electricity, now she sits with me

She looked at the sun over the sea
And said “life’s a vacation from eternity.”
And like that
The uncertainty that used to worry me my whole life is now history

I’m free
It’s on
Check the song
It’s on

The jerk lives on
It’s on
Check the song
It’s on

The jerk lives on
Don’t be mad cuz we’re having fun
And you’re having none
Don’t be mad cuz we’re having fun

And you’re having none
Yall pissed at me? Now I’m the enemy?
Yall salty cuz I keep it all G?
Cuz I got no strings to hold me down

And you’re Homey The Clown
Permanent frown cuz my fortune cookie said “see the world”
And two days later, I’m stroking the Equator
Living in linen, lil drinks with umbrellas in ’em

And plump, tanned t#tt#es on television
My religion? Whoever’s serving lunch
So bring on the funny hats and prayer mats
That’s a cute accent, Let’s hang some

I’m in 301 playing Chuck Jackson albums
Two rooms, a kitchen, shower, patio
One week for $80 plus AC? Crazy
I’ll be working on my life story, so check for my memoirs

And don’t pronounce the “r”s
It’s on
Check the song
It’s on

The jerk lives on
It’s on
Check the song
It’s on

The jerk lives on
Don’t be mad cuz we’re having fun
And you’re having none
Don’t be mad cuz we’re having fun

And you’re having none
Yeah, you’re a jerk
I’ll tell you one thing
That jerk come around here again

I’ll do him like Steve Martin
Know what I mean?
His mother’s a jerk
His Aunt Sybil’s a jerk

Westwood is filled with jerks
You f#cking class-A
Trash smelling
Trash talking

Hair slicked back, mustache stroking
Too much drink having f#cking jerk
They don’t make ’em like that no more
They don’t make jerks like that no more

And I hope they recall these
There a recall on this line of jerks
Take ’em back where they come from
Put ’em back on the shelf

See that dude over there?
Walk the other way
Everything else, everybody else you see
They’re nice

He’s a jerk
Marcus? He ain’t no jerk though
He ain’t no joke neither
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Malkovich Music Lyrics – The Jerk

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The Jerk