Quit your boozin’
Flush away the lortap
Learn to trip on a mug of herbal tea
Find a partner
Someone to ease your longing (stupid)
When you conflagrate your Hustler magazines
These are the rules of life
And we must comply
If we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide
If we wanna be
Everything we’re meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Leave the rat race
No more wheeling-dealing
Lock yourself in the closet with a snack
Burn nag champa
Light some goddess candles
Pray America will get you back on track
These are the rules of life
And we must comply
If we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide
If we wanna be
Everything we’re meant to be in life
And then they’ll f#ck you
f#ck you
Yeah (yeah)
This is as simple as that (yeah)
Whoa (whoa)
Show them what you got
You little snot
These are the rules of life
And we must comply
If we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide
If we wanna be
Everything we’re meant to be
These are the rules of life (These are the rules of life, and we must comply)
These are the rules of life (If we wanna be, written up in history)
(These are the rules of life) These are the rules of life
(These are the rules of life) These are the rules of life
(These are the…) These are simply the rules of life
Find more lyrics at westlyrics.com
Disclosure: As an Amazon Associate and an Apple Partner, we earn from qualifying purchases
Rivers Cuomo – Bohemian Rhapsody
Rivers Cuomo – Numbers
Rivers Cuomo Lyrics – The Rules Of Life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bg8j08y36iY