So, who you like?
I’m not here to get a girlfriend
Correct, you’re here to get a girl, so you can get a girlfriend
You’re an idiot, what does that even mean?
Call me an idiot and you’ll never find out
I think I’m just fine without you
You’re a disaster
I could pick up any girl here
Which one?
Any one
Which. one?
See that girl
Over there
In the red, with the bleach blonde hair
Top is round
Middle’s thin
Ridiculous legs that go up to her chin
Yeah?
She wants me
What?
Shе needs me
Her?
She’s just rеally shy
She just gave me a wink
Her contact fell from her eye
She’s got a sensation only I can itch
She’s aching for love making from me
Prove it, b#tch
Excuse me? Hi, can I butt in?
I just wanted you to know you have legs to your chin
No? Okay
Faults all mine
Sorry, yep
Right then
Fine
How’d it go?
Bite me
You’re the idiot, idiot
There’s only one thing all women want
It’s like lady catnip, watch
Excuse me, but you dropped your glove
Hitting on you? Noo
I have a girlfriend, whom I love
Your number? In case it doesn’t work out?
Thank you, you’re very sweet
The way to get a girl is to, get a girl
When you’re taken they all flock by the storm
But then take it from me, the second that you’re free
The girls you thought would want you don’t want you anymore
It’s a guaranteed get, grab a girl and you’re set
They know
They know
They know
But you don’t have a girlfriend
I have lots of girlfriends
If you have more than one, they’re not your girlfriend
Why cause I haven’t pinned them?
Listen Pat Boone, things have changed since the Eisenhower Administration
I’m not Pat Boone
Watch this
Hey! Okay…
I’m sorry, very
Got it
That hand gesture’s unnecessary
Hi! Right…
Okay, you bet
I understood you loud and clear before the death threat
Back to the bar cause I like being alive
While you were gone I got four numbers
Oh, five!
I know it seems shallow
I know it seems sleazy
But I swear I wouldn’t do it if it weren’t so easy!
The way to get a girl is to, get a girl
If you’re spoken for they’ll line ’round the block
Oh yes somehow they know, when you’re somebody’s bone, that’s when they’ll go to you, sure as Tick goes with Tock
Although it sounds cruel
It’s a provable rule
I know, I know, I know
The way to get a girl is to, get a girl
When you’re called for that’s when they’ll start to call
And you’ve got to applaud this sick trick played by God
I’d say that it’s proof that God’s a women after all
It’s a full on assault
And yet somehow our fault
We know
We know
We know
The way to get a girl
The way to get a girl
The way to get a girl is to, get a girl
We know
We know
We know
Woah woah woah!
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