〈Intro〉
Ayy
Ay, ay, ay, yuh
Yuh, yuh (Um)
Mhm (Yuh)
Yuh (Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh)
It’s Jeffrey, yuh
〈Verse 1〉
Figured I might get high today (Today)
Move ’round, take a ride today (Today)
Feelin’ like a real nice guy today (Of course)
I see you and wave hi today (Hello)
Peaceful as a dove, might fly away (Might fly)
Take a visit to the sky today (The sky)
See what’s up with God, and tell Moms, “Hey” (Hi, Mom)
Livin’ all my dreams, know you’re proud of me (I know)
Man, nothin’ might hurt your pride today (Oh why)
Until you headin’ on, that’s calm a day
World gone mad, and I’m goin’ ape
Super clean, where is my cape? (Where it at?)
No debate, b#tch, I look great (So nice)
Tubby little n#gg#, I don’t f#ck with shapеs (No, no)
Got a lotta fruit, blunt filled with grapes (Of course)
And that b#tch stuffеd, just like some crepes (It’s stuffed)
〈Chorus〉
Woke up to sunshine today (Whoa)
Wake up, n#gg#, let’s go get paid (Wake up)
No, you can’t press rewind today (You can’t)
n#gg#, don’t waste no time today (Waste not)
Figured I might get high today (I might)
Ain’t no stress on my mind today (Mm-mm)
Run around, take a ride today (Today)
Might see you, and might wave hey (Of course)
Woke up to sunshine today
Wake up, n#gg#, let’s go get paid
No, you can’t press rewind today (Oh, alright)
n#gg#, don’t waste no time today
Figured I might get high today (Figured I)
Ain’t no stress on my mind today
Run around, take a ride today (Uh-huh)
Might see you, and might wave hey
〈Verse 2〉
In the cut, no peroxide (Uh-huh)
With more green than oxide (Uh-huh)
Off that spinach, I’m Popeye
Doin’ more damage than a rock slide (Uh-huh, alright)
Though hard tide, finna smoke, thought I might die (Hoo)
Ain’t comin’ in better, but I’m fried (Fried)
Another hit, oh sh#t, I got my eyes wide (Wide)
Hit too hard, caught by surprise (Woo)
I’ma be hit ’til the sunrise (Uh-huh)
Smoke anything else, might be out for the night
Like a light, no Drake, team fight, alright
Cuss up, f#cked up, go dumb
Inhale, exhale, it’s swell, might sing like a duck
Catch my breath, what’s next? Shots, no Ted
Fat blunt, eyes red, take that b#tch to the chest
Got three more left, no rest
Cannot stretch, this shit’s the best (Woo)
〈Chorus〉
Woke up to sunshine today (Of course)
Wake up, n#gg#, let’s go get paid (Woo, yuh)
No, you can’t press rewind today (No no, no no)
n#gg#, don’t waste no time today (Don’t waste it)
Figured I might get high today (Get high)
Ain’t no stress on my mind today (I might)
Run around, take a ride today (A ride)
Might see you, and might wave hey
Woke up to sunshine today (Uh-huh)
Wake up, n#gg#, let’s go get paid (Uh-huh)
No, you can’t press rewind today (Let’s, uh-huh, uh-huh)
n#gg#, don’t waste no time today
Figured I might get high today (Get high today)
Ain’t no stress on my mind today (My mind today)
Run around, take a ride today (Of course)
Might see you, and might wave hey (Wave hey)
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