I got a lil story man here’s the sitch
I met a lovely girl with a toe fetish
I took off my pants cuz I was ready to go
But she ripped off my sock and started suckin my toe
Shoulda known something was up when I saw her mouth
It was red and swollen it had foam comin out
My toe puffed up and it felt real hot
I shoulda known better than to trust that thot
This whole thing went down just a little while back
Lemme jog my memory about a month to exact
We went back to my place that’s when things got really wack
She started suckin on my toes I won’t lie she had a knack
Last thing gettin in her way was my shoe
She took it off and gobbled my toes like some food
Her herpes and my toes they made a nice brew
Why dint she say she had herpes if she knew
This lil piggy went home and two more went in her nose
The last two went so deep in her mouth their whereabouts nobody knows
This lil piggy went to market, while we were tearin up the carpet
Toe went in her mouth so yeah I parked it so infected it felt like a tarpit
Toe Herpes
I have toe herpes
She gave me toe herpes
I have toe herpes
She gave me toe herpes
I have toe herpes
She gave me toe herpes
I have toe herpes
Oh my gosh, why does your toe look like that?
I don’t know, doc, I think I have toe herpes
Toe herpes? I’m a doctor and I’ve never heard of that
I don’t know, the way I got toe herpes, it’s a pretty crazy story
Why don’t you tell me about it?
Oh, I would absolutely love to, lemme just take a seat
Toe Herpes the birds and the bees
Listen to my story now won’t you please
She had a little thing called an STD
All over her lips, tongue and even her teeth
Now, how do you think that she gave it to me
Well it started at a party on a Friday eve
We went to a bedroom, my pants were down
But she tore off my sock and started going to town
Sounds like your fault, but what are your symptoms?
Dude I got toe Herpes man I’m the victim!
Well you know you could avoid it all together
We couldn’t come apart like birds of a feather
Disease is gross but your story’s neat
Gotta always have condoms on yo feet
Condoms on my feet? What you sayin man?
I’m sayin always have protection always have a plan
Toe Herpes
We have toe herpes
She gave us toe herpes
We have toe herpes
She gave us toe herpes
We have toe herpes
She gave us toe herpes
We have toe herpes
This is what Papa Woody brings to the game
Papa Woody, never the same
Papa Woody, same me, different track
I’ll be back
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