If you don’t buy something
I’m gonna have to ask you to leave
We’re closing up soon
And you’ve been nursing that cold coffee since 3:00
Jobsworth waiters, {?} but you can’t look me in the eye
Wants to kick me out, but knows it’s -2 outside
I’m not a tramp, I’m not a drifter
Can’t you see this tailored suit?
Should be back in New York
But there’s one thing I need to do
And I’m sorry to interrupt your Tupperware party
But you used to sit opposite me at the campus library
I sold the Jag, left my wife, quit my job on Wall Street
And I’m retracing my steps to find the last time I was happy
Winter in Manhattan
Kind of makes me want to stab
Every stuck-up frat boy only here ‘causе the boss knows his dad
So I walk up to the CEO at the tеam-building exercise
And I say “You can stick my job the same place you stuck your first wife”
And I’m sorry to interrupt your nephew’s bar-mitzvah
But you used to run an improv group at a church hall in Pittsburgh
Do you remember her chance, the girl who used to run it with you?
‘Cause my life would’ve been so different if I had the guts to kiss her
If I only had the guts
And I’m sorry to interrupt your rehearsal dinner
But you used to run an improv group at a church hall in Pittsburgh
Do you remember that scrawny kid who drove up from Penn State?
Well, he’s very rich now, and very sad, and wondering, is he too late?
Is he too late?
Am I too late?
What a beautiful wedding
What a beautiful bride
What a beautiful baby
I wouldn’t care if I died
‘Cause you’ve got all this money
But what have I ever done?
I’ve never really been that {?}, but you’re the closest I’ve come
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Ellie Bleach Lyrics – Tupperware Party