Hello daylight, my old friend
I’ve gone and done it yet again
And in the early morning light I see
A Hufflepuff boy sleeping next to me
Last night he seemed cute but now I’m thinking I was cursed
But it gets worse
It’s time to take the walk of shame
And from his creaky bed I creep
Oh Merlin’s beard please stay asleep
The dungeon’s never seemed so far away
I haven’t brushed my teeth since yesterday
What I left in his room might make this my last hurrah: my wonder bra
I must regret this walk of shamе
I see a prefect on the stair
I can’t avoid hеr knowing glare
And I see figures moving through the fog
The quidditch team out for their morning jog
Then a gust of wing comes and blows my skirt over my ears
The whole team cheers
They know my past walks of shame
But now I’m home so I don’t care
I brush the sandwich from my hair
As I approach my bed I hear a snore
My roommate’s in it with some Gryffindor
How thick her butterbeer goggles must have been
To sleep with him
His turn to take the walk of shame
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