Wario has really got a hold on quite a lot of gold here
He found this excavation so he said “I’m gonna call it mine!” (Hey!)
Now he’s drivin’ down a mineshaft in a finely oiled Minecraft
Violating regulations, what a silly prick! (Hey!)
Wario’s got quite a lot of Shy Guys that he supervises
They started organizing for basic healthcare and overtime (Hey!)
He responded like a goon and busted up their Shy Guy union
Fired them and hired scabs
He’s such an evil dick! (Hey!)
Talk about a minecart, here’s your frickin’ minecart
And when I say “minecart”, I don’t mean a mine cart
I mean with a K kart, Mario Kart 8 Kart, Really it’a a go-kart
So key change m#f#! (Kart)
Wario has got a colosseum also a mountain
He owns shipyard and a dam and a stadium, wait two stadiums!
Hoarding all his toys that’s what he enjoys
He should sell his assets and retire to the Virtual Boy
Wario’s got boogers on his breath and bats in the belfry
He puts up signs of himself to say “Yo, this friggin place is mine!” (Hey!)
Cheap construction, shoddy nailing
Uncompleted safety railings
No one should be driving here
But also, look a hawk (Ah)
Wario’s got monster wheels and his face on a glider
He loves to drive the Sneeker so he can beat everyone on foot! (Hey!)
Only wants to get the gold, his greasy heart is black and cold
And that is why he always says
“Mine mine mine mine mine mine!” (Hey!)
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