Fresher than the water that’s in Lake Champlain
Y’all are just a sham and plain, and it’s a damn shame
The bread on my sandwich told me I’m the nicest
Said I’m even better than the dude who first sliced us
They should put me on the short list of tightness
One line item up from shorts of a cyclist
I’m a gift from the Lord, I’m so unmatched
My umbilical cord, it had a bow attached
Considering the high quality of my newest batch
I should’ve been born in a manger under a roof or thatch
Wiser than the three wise men’s wisdom combined
I’m the star that they followed, I’m Christmas defined
If you done looked up at the stars at the moment of my birth
You’d’ve said, “Damn, all them sh#ts is aligned”
I gave my life to the funk with grace
I’m just tryna put a smile on yo’ f#ckin’ face
Fly, with me and Herbs, up in space
I will smack Elon Musk in the face with a glove and say
Wanna race and shatter rappers’ worlds like they was a vase
Where your ego once was there is now dust in its place
Let’s cut to the chase, you’re a f#cking disgrace
You hypothetical person I redundantly debase, yo
My words come from a higher power that’s unseen
Half the time I couldn’t even tell you what they mean
It’s poetry from the deepest part of the ocean floor
Older than the oldest folktales spoken and told as lore
My flow welcomes you, its policy is open door
Style made you think that open door led to a clothing store
The type of store you’d franchise and open more
The horse I sit upon is higher than that one from the Trojan war
Wrote more rhymes than you’d motherf#ckin’ think
My notepad app on my phone ran out of ink
I should put down the pen and just pick up a Schlitz and drink
And ’til just now I rhymed with everything, but the kitchen sink
So stupendous, flow too endless
My go-to sentence is “Yo, dude, I’m tremendous”
Too ill wit’ it
Flow so nuts they makin’ new milks wit’ it
Grew Silk has distributed, yo
My sh#t bumps like the ones called goose
That you get on your arms and neck when I get loose
The brown recluse is my spirit spider as a lyric writer
You’re a deer in sight of headlights getting nearer and brighter
I catch wreck when the beat is on
Eddie van Halen in the studio and “Beat It” song
I should sample that song that heat is on
‘Cause I’m hotter than them cast iron skillets they serve fajitas on
I’ll leave you open to ideas that are new
A colorblind poet said I changed his world view, he said
“Roses are red, violets are blue
I can see it so clearly thanks to you and all you do”
I thought you knew I was the illest, if you didn’t, let me tutor you
Take you on a journey real quick like Bird scooters do
Provide tutelage
Helping you maneuver through a world in which confusion and delusion can be through the roof
Call me Subaru, I created a legacy
What hasn’t been created yet, metrics that can measure me
I rap royally but represent the peasantry
The essence of my presence is emitted effervescently
It’s only fitting to be formal when addressing me
For example, if my name is Greg call me Gregory
Et cetera, et cetera, I been rappin’ forever, bruh
Bars by the plethora, whatever, uh
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