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We don’t talk about Pluto, no, no, no
We don’t talk about Pluto
It was 2006
We were learning planets
And there were nine of them in the sky
Pluto was in
Our system’s orbital spin
Our model was looking pretty fly
Pluto they said was a pain
Went against the IAUs grain
A planet it could not remain!
We don’t talk about Pluto, no, no, no
We don’t talk about Pluto
Hey! Pluto’s degradation has left us in a crisis
Ruining all of our mnemonic devicеs
“My Very Educated Mother Just Sеrved Us Nine…What?! (what, what, what)
Now I’m spending Saturdays hanging out with my son
“Why do I need science when I’ve got my gut?
You stinky butt?”
Heaven’s renamed
With Pluto’s new class
Couldn’t clear it’s domain
Of comparable mass
Had a long regime
But it’s off the team
We don’t talk about Pluto, no, no, no
We don’t talk about Pluto
This textbook was up-to-date
The next day: wrong! (no, no!)
They said that it was a dwarf planet all along! (no, no!)
And now I’m questioning the moon landing with Neil Armstrong! (No, no!)
This hurts as bad as losing Alderaan
They told me that we all could agree that the planets would always be nine
Now you tell me, who’s gonna tell Hades, that his planet was forced to resign
Oy vey this isn’t Pluto’s day!
You tell me, when I hear “actually, there’s only eight bodies, considered to be planets!”
I’m just supposed to nod
I’m just supposed to nod!
I’m supposed to nod!
Um, Pluto
Yeah about that Pluto
I need you as a planet, Pluto
Don’t want the truth, I just want you, Pluto!
Oh hey fellas that nutjob’s here
What a winner
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