Wait, so you’ve been following us this whole ter… uh, time?
Following you? You don’t… they don’t… Guys, they don’t know! You don’t know that you’re the most watched show in Centaurworld
I mean, you don’t even know how vast our fan community network is up here, Horse. We’ve got, like, clubs within clubs just dedicated to you. We’re just like a bunch of newborn baby birdtaurs hungry to devour your content
That’s a little weird, but thank you?
We’ve been watching you
We’ve been binge-watching you
We are obsessing every day
This seems neurotic
We are fangirling hard
Wrote fiction, made some art
We’ve shipped you every different way
My name is Mouthpiece
But you’d know me by my username
ComfortableDougGuy222
That’s when my birthday is
These owl, geese, pheasant, sparrow, duck and kiwitaurs
Made so much merch outta you
We’re in the fandom biz!
So glad Horse made us so sad
That Rider is gone
Where’d that girl go?
What went on inside of the Rift?
Who cares?
The herd’s here for Herd Con!
What is Herd Con?
We’ve been binge-watching you
And you’re our favorite show that’s on
Well, this is overwhelming, isn’t it? I mean, who knew all this time that we were celebrities?
Oh, uh, to clarify, not all of you are celebrities
What are you saying?
I mean, maybe some of you are, like, not as popular as others
Well, I don’t understand, Mouthpiece. You just said we’re the most popular–
Well, the Horse Force is for the Horse fans, of course
And the Ched Heads have the handsomest mugs
We’re Hot Gosslings!
Team Durp!
Glendale’s Pregnancy Hole Children!
And Dougligans are fans of the great Comfortable Doug
Comfortable Doug
Comfortable Doug
Comfortable, Comfortable, Comfortable Doug
Comfortable Doug
Comfortable Doug
Comfortable, Comfortable Doug
Okay, okay, okay, okay, I think we get it. Ya like Comfortable Doug, Mouthpiece. Now, what is the Wammawink fan club called? Hm? Who, uh… Whe- whe… Where are the Wammawink fans, Mouthpiece? Answer me, Mouthpiece. Mouthpiece! Why don’t you tell me, Mouthpiece?
You’re hurting me
Oh yeah, she does that sometimes
The hole!
The only thing those fan clubs can agree on
Is that Wammawink’s
The worst
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The Centaurworld Cast Lyrics – We’ve Been Watching You