Remix b#tch!
This song won’t be good
AirPods under my hood
Flexing on broke kids with wires
Rem has deer blood on his tires
My jokes are getting very old
Last four years I was so cold
I realize my jokes are lame
Couldn’t even call Andrew by his name
I’m sorry boys, love you so much
Come here Sean, give you a touch
OK, that’s the last one from me
Sense of humor like my age is three
I don’t even find myself funny
Rap this fast because I have to pee
Hoppin’ on dicks like I’m a bunny
Pubes on my face, call it a goatee
Words can hit harder than knuckles
Heart is fragile, pain from your chuckles
Make fun of me and I will cry
Be a nice guy and just say “Hi!”
Hi Coopie, you’re high Coopie
Eyes droopy like high Snoopy
Love you, buddy, you’re such a cutie
Nutmeg Remy pop that semi
Shoot a massive load at Remy
Load after load, lay it on his belly
He is pregnant, drink some Henny
Raise that baby, feed it spaghetti!
Grew up quick and named her Betty
Drew likes his balls extra sweaty
Murder that #ssh#l#, sharp machete
This song’s getting dark and edgy
Toss in a joke and make it messy
Why y’all butthurt? Atomic wedgie
Why y’all mother-jumbos sucky?
If you laughed once this whole time
That’s a win and I’ll be fine
Writing this sh#t took a while
Make these songs so you will smile
So I need help from my bro
A serious rapper with a nasty flow
Mike Wojnilo, I love you guy
Show these kids how to fly
Reach for Seany’s inner thigh
These f#cking bars are f#cking fire [SO f#ckING FIRE!]
At the pool, trying to play it cool
Girls out here making me drool
Pulls some bits to add her Snap
Now she really wants my lap
Wish I had a Poké Ball
Catching feelings for you all
My Pokédex is way too full
Like parking tickets on Young Bull
Want that freshman J. Francisco
I had to follow her on VSCO
It’s still legal ’cause she’s fourteen
She so hot I need some sunscreen
Calc class is Aromatown
Makeup, she looks like a clown
Sean’s abs hard, as a rock
Not as hard, as my c#ck
When I see him, all time stops
Boy, I want to lick his chops
Love the way his booty pops
In his an#s, my dick flops
Choppa on me
Choppa on me
My choppa like the summer
It came with the heat
Walk in the club
And the b#tches they greet
Strapped with the Glock
And they came with the heat
But, ay, this verse will be better
Brand new Gucci sweater
Goin’ in with Beast and Jumbo
Make his ears look like Dumbo
Don’t f#ck with Josh, but love
Coventry High School is riddled with snakes
Done with the hoes
And done with the fakes
What’s 9 months if you’re just gonna break?
Ride around, ride around, ride around town
In the makeup
She looks like a clown
Pass the verse to my boy Danny Ghost
Flow so clean he can ride it like a coaster
I’m on your b#tch’s poster
Barely know her like poker
Hoes so mad, it’s over [Ay, yuh]
Pull up and we shoot these rounds
What’s that stank? Aromatown
Tickle time, don’t make a sound
Strangle Remy ’til he drowns
Beast and Jumbo goin’ crazy
Sean is cute just like a daisy
Suckin’ on Remy and gave him rabies
Beast and J-Fran didn’t have babies
At the pool, these b#tches hot
Hit a deer and shoot my shot
Pulls some bits to snap a thot
Bein’ with your ho is all I want
Form with the top, but I roll it back
Give me that top, and I need ‘dat fat
Cow-puss, had to cut class
Only stayed for that #ss
My head, and I’m drippin’ mad
This song is, oh so sad
Take it from Jumbo, he’s so rad
“Where Is Waldo” for the rap
Got a new phone ’cause mine didn’t work
Smack my sh#t, call that a beef jerk
7-Eleven, shoutout my man Cossum
Tore through beef jerky, man that sh#t was awesome
Sprinkle a tinkle, Sean’s eyes twinkle
Watch him play hockey and my pants crinkle
Allergic to Latex, can’t buy a condom
Can’t have fun without worrying about the outcome
My friend, Sean, has this issue
This is tragic, I need a tissue
This song feels so good, I can’t wait to finish
Took your mom for tea like I am British
My man Cristiano Ronaldo
Such a beast like “Where is Waldo?”
These bars are too hot
Like Sean
What can I say?
With Young Jumbo, anything’s possible
Shoutout to my fans!
That’s why I do this
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