I’m in the yard olympics
I better get out and mow
The neighbors are watching
I’m going for the gold
Dog sh#t on my shoes
Hands all covered with gas
I used to be cool
Now I’m cutting grass
I’m pulling all my weeds
And then I’ll pot some plants
I’ll aerate my lawn
And then i’ll kill some ants
Dog sh#t on my shoes
Hands all covered with gas
I used to be cool
Now I’m cutting grass
I’m spraying for bugs
I’m raking all my leaves
Trimming up my hedges
And then I’ll prune some trees
Dog sh#t on my shoes
Hands all covered with gas
I used to be cool
Now I’m cutting grass
I’m planting all new tulips
And unwinding my hose
I’m turning on the sprinklers
And chasing off the crows
Dog sh#t on my shoes
Hands all covered with gas
I used to be cool
Now I’m cutting grass
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