I do the dummy retarded and ride the yellow bus
The Yellow Bus
Yellow bus rider, Laidlaw gram
“Are you F.A.B.?” Yes sir, I sure am
Yippity, yippity, start movin’ all fidgety
Dumb ain’t stupid enough, be a moron (Moron?)
You ain’t doin’ enough, put more on (Put more on)
Become a idiot, start shakin’ and groovin’
You can’t keep still, you gotsta keep movin’ (Keep it movin’)
Bounce like a kickball, dip, now bring it up
Shake your head like you sayin’ no, that’s what we call “Goin’ nuts”
You can do it, if not, let me see you try (You can do it!)
Do The Bird, get high, let me see you fly (Yee!)
In the Bay, we gig, we don’t get crunk
Hyphy #ss Bebe kids, you might get stomped (Stomp him out)
Dummy retarded, retarded, autistics
Special kids, yeah, we gifted
Come on, everybody, do the Yellow Bus
Put your helmets on, come ride with us
Do the fool a little, gotta drool a little
Hop on the Yellow Bus and go to school, my nizzle
Come on, everybody, do the Yellow Bus
Put your helmets on, come ride with us
Do the fool a little, gotta drool a little
Hop on the Yellow Bus and go to school, my nizzle
Hop on the Yellow Bus, get on now (Get on now)
No standin’ while I’m drivin’, gotta sit on down (Sit on down)
Helmets on, goggles maybe
Tryna find me a girl that swallow babies
Ayy, I like strippers and Go Go dancers
That take naked pictures ’til she get photo cancer (Cheese)
I’m so silly, I’m so foolish (So foolish)
But when I be dancin’, I look so coolish
I got my Thizz face on, look like Whoopi Goldberg
Members Only coat and Vans, hey, I’m no nerd
My IQ really ain’t high enough
On one, on two, still ain’t high enough (High enough)
Hey, lil’ mama, wanna ride with us? (Ride with us)
Got two more seats on the Yellow Bus (On the Yellow Bus)
Yeah, you can come, and you can bring her
And we can go wild like we on Springer (The Yellow Bus)
Come on, everybody, do the Yellow Bus
Put your helmets on, come ride with us
Do the fool a little, gotta drool a little
Hop on the Yellow Bus and go to school, my nizzle
Come on, everybody, do the Yellow Bus
Put your helmets on, come ride with us
Do the fool a little, gotta drool a little
Hop on the Yellow Bus and go to school, my nizzle
Da-dun-da-nuh, Fabby Power
Still on the Yellow Bus, still on the Mayflower
Tinted windows, TVs are N-O’s
Geeks and bimbos, freaks and nymphos
When I ain’t on my bus, I’m probably in my Benzo
Or in my scraper scraper super charged Nintendo
I ain’t slow but I act like I is
My English is broken but I can say “Thizz”
I’m the prince, I got my own fans (I got my own fans)
Yellow Bus Gig, I got my own dance
Hyper, juiced, amped, excited
ADD and Ritalin can’t fight it
Tourette’s like a vet and I’m screamin’ out my set (Northside, Northside)
Who go the dumbest? I’m takin’ all bets (Takin’ all bets)
Me, me, he, she
Get out the way, boy, beep, beep
Come on, everybody, do the Yellow Bus
Put your helmets on, come ride with us
Do the fool a little, gotta drool a little
Hop on the Yellow Bus and go to school, my nizzle
Come on, everybody, do the Yellow Bus
Put your helmets on, come ride with us
Do the fool a little, gotta drool a little
Hop on the Yellow Bus and go to school, fa shizzle
I do the Dummy, ha ha
Fabby Davis, Jr., baby
Ah, yallalathingamajig
Yes, sir — say yes, sir
We in the building, the Yellow Bus rider
For the Slapp Addict, n#gg#, is when you, you know what I’m sayin’, you gettin’ your Swabbage Patch on, and some n#gg# just is extremely hyphy and the n#gg# just steps on your fresh pair of Ones (Mmm), knocks hand on your white tee (Terrible). Instead of the young n#gg# “Oh, my bad, cuzzo, let me get you a drink on the cool,” you know what I’m sayin’, he just gon’ look at you, flash his gold ones and turn around and keep shaking his dreads (Oh my goodness)
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