Well, I been spending all my money on weed n’ pills
Trynao write a song that’ll pay the bills
But it ain’t came yet so guess I’ll have to rob a bank
I guess it could be worse, it ain’t that bad
At least I ain’t sitting in ol’ Baghdad
In the middle of a hot damn desert sitting in a tank
Well every time the wife talks a baby gets mentioned
I’m so broke I can’t pay attention
Lord how it tears me up to see her cry
Well I’ve been spendin’ all my nights on the internet
Lookin’ for a clue but ain’t found one yet
Just a bunch of Mopars, guitars, and other sh*t I can’t buy
Well now Lord if you can hеar me
Won’t you throw a damn dog a bone
‘Cause if thе Devil shows up with a better deal
This old soul’s a-going down
Oh, I sing ’em real pretty, sing ’em real sad
And all the people in the crowd say, “He ain’t half bad”
Well they call me King Turd up here on sh*t Mountain
If you want it you can have the crown
Well I been sitting on my #ss like a bump on a log
Watching Andy and ol’ Boss Hog
I guess I ought to get up and go out and find a job
Instead of sittin’ on the couch trying to find the next line
I’m sure there’s gotta be a better use of my time
Like figurin’ out which one of these banks I’m a-gonna go rob
Well the name of the game is hurry up and wait
But that ain’t puttin’ no food on my plate
Or gas in my car, and I drive a Bronco
So Lord if I could just get me a record deal
I might not have to worry about my next meal
But I’ll still be tryna figure out what the f**k rhymes with Bronco
Well now Lord if you can hear me
Won’t you throw a damn dog a bone
‘Cause if the Devil shows up with a better deal
This old soul’s a-going down
Well I sing ’em real pretty, sing ’em real sad
And all the people in the crowd say, “He ain’t half bad”
Well they call me King Turd up here on sh*t Mountain
If you want it you can have the crown
Well they call me King Turd up here on sh*t Mountain
If you want it you can have the crown
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Sturgill Simpson Lyrics – You Can Have The Crown