Santa’s Lament Lyrics by Father Guido Sarducci
You know, people always say to me “Santa, I want this. Santa, I want that. Santa, gimme this. Santa, gimme that.” You would not believe the letters I get. Here’s one from Suzy: “Dear Santa, I want a cellular phone with caller waiting, and a color Xerox machine.” Can you believe it? And she’s only five!
Hey, here’s something you never hear anybody say, they never say “Santa, what do you want?”